Mini Squishable Avocado Plush

Is this avocado a superfood? On the one hand, it doesn’t have the amino-monosaturated-riboflavic properties of an avocado picked from a tree. Nor can you apply it to your face to stimulate collagen production. But then what? This little cousin of the big comforting avocado compensates for its lack of organic chemistry with its longevity! This avocado will never turn black! It will always remain at the perfect softness, no matter how long you leave it on the counter. You can be sure that even if your roommate picks it up for a cuddle, they probably won’t turn it into guacamole!